Some people write clever titles.

Amen.

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Not like a mule or an ox. I don’t bear burdens - I create them, and lay them on the shoulders of others.

That’s right. I said it. Ignominiously. If its not a word you’re familiar with, it ought to be.

I thought maybe Ted would be nice. Or Chester.

Anyone care to tell me how tha fuck that is supposed to work?

WARNING:

Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to
Blushing
Sweating
Drooling
Shivers
Spontaneous hard-ons
Uncontrollable masturbation
Other more serious side affects may occur. If you experience these or other side effects, congrats. You’re alive. You’d have to be dead not to react to that.

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So, I was doodling, and went browsing on my mobile, just looking at photos of tattoos, and I clicked a link that brought me to a page that had three or four different tattoo photos, two of tropical fish, seven of Casey Anthony, two of Kate Middleton, one of Rihanna and one of a yellow Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4. Anyone have any fucking clue how these are at all related? I sure as hell don’t.

It’s about time you embraced the word FUCK. Please. I mean, you don’t underline it with itty red dots, but I need you to take that final leap. If I accidentally type ficking, don’t just give me the option of correcting to finking or ticking, make fucking a fucking option! Fick=Fuck, not Fica, Rick, or Tick! I’m ticking sick of it!